The Prisoner

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Erbmaster, Jul 21, 2003.

  1. Erbmaster

    Erbmaster Moderator Folding Team

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    A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
    As he
    runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns
    but only finds a young couple in bed.
    He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair.
    While tying the girl up to the bed he gets on top
    of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
    While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
    "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in
    jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years.
    I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you,
    just give him satisfaction.
    This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us.
    Be strong, honey. I love you"






    To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering
    in my ear.
    He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we
    kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.

    Be strong, honey. I love you, too."
     
  2. Bootsy

    Bootsy Huh?

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    awww WRONG!
     
  3. Erbmaster

    Erbmaster Moderator Folding Team

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    Hehe, It's irony.;)
    If it offends though, PM me and i'll kill the thread :)
     
  4. Krux

    Krux Nissan Powered

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    HAHAHAHA
     
  5. Hematic

    Hematic Guest

    That poor guy....
     
  6. jonifen

    jonifen pffff...

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    :eek: not nice lol