The New Bossman

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Heeter, Jan 23, 2006.

  1. Heeter

    Heeter Overclocked Like A Mother

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    A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new
    CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all
    slackers.

    On a tour of the Facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning
    on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them
    know he means business!

    The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do
    you make a week?" A little surprised, the young fellow looks at
    him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?" The CEO then hands
    the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four
    weeks pay; now GET OUT and don't come back!"

    Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks
    around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that
    goof-off did here?"

    With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters,
    "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."




    Heeter
     
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  2. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    lmfao i liked that :D
     
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  3. madmatt

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    hahah. very good.
     
  4. VenomXt

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    nice.
     
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  6. ejn74

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    LOL That would be a little embarrassing!