The New Boss

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Codasmd, Nov 14, 2003.

  1. Codasmd

    Codasmd Old School XPeriencer

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    A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO.
    This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.

    On a tour of the facilities, the CEO (the axe man) notices a
    guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to
    let them know he means business!

    The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do
    you make a week?" Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?"

    The CEO then hands the guy $300 in cash and screams, "Here's a
    week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

    Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks
    around the room and asks "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?" With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
     
  2. Leo154

    Leo154 Guest

    predicatble... blatently
     
  3. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    lmfao it was good :p
     
  4. lieb39

    lieb39 Apple lover, PC User

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    D'OH! :p
     
  5. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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  6. Kush

    Kush High On Life!

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    lol
     
  7. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    And the new Boss says, "Boy do I feel Sheepish" :p