The Ladies...

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by TheBlueRaja, Nov 22, 2003.

  1. TheBlueRaja

    TheBlueRaja BR to Some

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    So whats your best way of picking them up...

    Seriously, whats the tactic?

    Personally i think flattery gets you everywhere, but whats your thoughs?

    Would be interesting to get some feedback from the ladies of the forum too..
     
  2. grimman

    grimman Guest

    I find that not being a [INSERT TERM FOR MALE GENDER HERE] works well.
     
  3. Petros

    Petros Thief IV

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    I've found that most girls like a man who is authoritative, and is willing to administer corporal punishment if necessary. My fiancee finds it romantic when I say, "You wanna get HIT??!??!?! HUH?!?!?"

    Btw, spanking is a good way to keep them in line, as long as you don't get distracted.
     
  4. TheBlueRaja

    TheBlueRaja BR to Some

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    LOL, brilliant - i knew this was a good idea for a thread.
     
  5. Codasmd

    Codasmd Old School XPeriencer

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    Hair pulling during extreme passion has always worked for me.

    My girlfriend loves it.

    Go figure.

    Dont hurt anyone though.
    :0
     
  6. Renegade_Chris

    Renegade_Chris A Very Confused Bunny

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    I find pity is a strong tool

    I try and look as pathetic as possible .....

    Actually .... I dont really try .... it just kinda happens ....
     
  7. gleek

    gleek Guest

    having some frank 'n' beans also seems to attract the female species ... :)
     
  8. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    You guy's aren't very good at this,you just put me to sleep *yawns* :p
     
  9. Bleh, so whats the professionals opinion then Marge? :p
     
  10. Leevoy

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    I have been told by my brother the best way to pick up a woman is to grip bear hug around the lower waist region and bend your back and lift.
     
  11. Brandi

    Brandi Guest

    The best way to pick a woman up is to be honest with her, make her feel good about herself, and don't play any of those damn mind games. I don't understand why guys think they have to do that...
     
  12. TheBlueRaja

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    Mind games?

    We dont do that - it's women who do that - jesus i dont think ive ever been out with a woman who dosent try to maipulate you into doing what she wants and make you feel guilty as sin if you dont.
     
  13. Brandi

    Brandi Guest

    Most guys definitely do play mind games. I didn't say all, but most.
     
  14. NetRyder

    NetRyder Tech Junkie Folding Team

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    I agree :p
     
  15. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    beer......





    :p
     
  16. Brandi

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    Then you keep finding the wrong ones. ;)
     
  17. TheBlueRaja

    TheBlueRaja BR to Some

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    Ditto....

    :p
     
  18. Renegade_Chris

    Renegade_Chris A Very Confused Bunny

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    Ohhhhhh no Leeroy ...... lift from the knees .... you'll be off work for years lifting like that! :D Health and Safety Guidelines don'cha know!

    *Chris furiously takes notes* ....... Honesty u say, well, it's a crazy plan but it might just work ....
     
  19. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Stranger Than Kindness Political User

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    Yea right.
    I'm poor, I'm not too pretty, I'm lazy and the only reason why I'm talking to you right now is because I'm hopping to ride you like a pony. wanna date? :p
     
  20. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    hahahahahaha [​IMG]