The Jackass

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by gonaads, Jan 30, 2003.

  1. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    George W. Bush and his driver were cruising along a N.Y. country road one evening when a jackass loomed in front of the car.

    The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the jackass was killed.

    The President told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened.

    About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray.

    He was holding a bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

    "What happened?" asked the President.

    "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."

    "My God, what did you tell them?" asked the President.

    The driver replied: "I'm President George W. Bush's driver, and I just killed the jackass.
     
  2. cruiser78

    cruiser78 Me

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    LOL... nice :D
     
  3. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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  4. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

  5. ZAnwar

    ZAnwar Guest

    hahhhaahhaha


    damn fool
     
  6. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Hahaha! if only it were true.:D
     
  7. Krux

    Krux Nissan Powered

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  8. Burpster

    Burpster Guest

    lmao ...we couldnt be that lucky could we??
     
  9. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    Hehe, good one :)
     
  10. ReC0iL

    ReC0iL Guest

    haha, good one...
     
  11. Friend of Bill

    Friend of Bill What, me worry?

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    Bush Rules!:)
     
  12. UberBert

    UberBert Guest

    LMAO!!! nice one!


    -Bert
     
  13. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

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    LMAO! Nice! :p :p