The French Army!

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by shotgun666uk, Apr 8, 2003.

  1. shotgun666uk

    shotgun666uk Guest

    A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him.

    The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"

    In his bland English way, the major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't panic.

    And that is why from that day to now all French Army officers wear brown pants.
     
  2. kitct

    kitct Guest

    He,he he!!!:p
     
  3. 2z

    2z OSNN Gamer

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    LMAO

    Oh thats a good one

    :p :p :p
     
  4. UberBert

    UberBert Guest

    ROFL!! thats great! :D :D :D



    -Bert
     
  5. slimboyfat

    slimboyfat Guest

    Sacre Bleu, Les pantalon brun! Zat ees verry ferny.

    Avec le merde, oui?


    ;)
     
  6. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    shotgun666uk -awesome dude - LMFAO!:D
     
  7. X-Istence

    X-Istence * Political User

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    Rofl, that is totally funny.
     
  8. Howling Wolf

    Howling Wolf We did not deserve this !

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    Funny, but not funny ! ;)