The Ex

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Feb 23, 2005.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

    "Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

    She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

    "Yeah," I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"

    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!

    "Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself," she giggled.

    So I told her to fcuk off and I hung up.
     
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  2. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    lol...thats so mean but funny.
     
  3. sweetlu

    sweetlu Gasoline Rainbow

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    aaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahaha
     
  4. Kush

    Kush High On Life!

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    Ahahahahahahahahah Thats Funny And Evil Lol
     
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    LordOfLA Godlike!

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    hahaha worth of a wannabe darkside jedi in kotor2 :D
     
  6. zeke_mo

    zeke_mo (value not set) Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    hahhahahhahhahahahhahaha. That joke is awesome.