The Elephant Man

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by belveder, Mar 30, 2003.

  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

    Adelaide, Australia
    The Elephant Man

    Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc I'm having trouble getting my
    ***** erect, can you help me?"

    After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, "Well the problem
    is that the muscles around the base of your ***** are damaged. There's
    really nothing I can do for you unless you're willing to try an
    experimental treatment."

    Jack asks sadly, "And that would be?"

    "Well," the Doctor explains, "What we would do is take the muscles from
    the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your *****."

    Jack thinks about it silently then says, "Well the thought of going
    through life without ever having sex again is too much, let's go for

    Jack went under the knife, and, after a period of recovery and healing,
    returned to the Doc for his blessing. Following the examination, the Doc
    pronounced Jack "healed and ready for action."

    Eager to use his experimentally enhanced equipment, Jack planned a
    romantic evening for his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest
    restaurants in town, anticipating a happy conclusion to the evening. In
    the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued
    to the point of being painful.

    To release the pressure, Jack placed his napkin on his lap and unzipped
    his fly. His ***** immediately sprung from his pants, flipped the napkin
    on the floor, went to the top of the table, grabbed a roll and then
    returned to his pants!

    His girlfriend was stunned at first but then, imagining the
    possibilities, said with a sly smile and a gleam in her eye, "That was
    incredible! Can you do it again?"

    Jack groaned, "Probably, but I don't think I can fit another roll in my
  2. slimboyfat

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  3. UberBert

    UberBert Guest

    rofl! awww thats great! i should do that ;) :)

  4. Erbmaster

    Erbmaster Moderator Folding Team

    Middle Of Nowhere - UK