The Doctor Visit

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by belveder, Jan 27, 2004.

  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

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    The Doctor Visit

    A couple, both 78, went to a sex therapist's office in Winter Haven, Florida.

    The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

    The man asked, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

    The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.

    When the couple had finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse and charged them $50.

    This happened several weeks in a row.

    The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?

    The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $140.. We do it here for $50 and I get $43 back from Medicare."

    Is Florida great or what?
     
  2. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Hahahahaha... Oh that is SICK. :p
     
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  4. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    lol very good :D
     
  5. Guybrush

    Guybrush Village Idiot

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    :D Brilliant
     
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    Rotflmao
     
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    Erbmaster Moderator Folding Team

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    Hehe, excellent! :cool:
     
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    Good one :D