The Death Test

[Helmer]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


February 9, 2048
at the age of 70 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (22%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Homicide (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

 

[Kirrie2001]

Damnit Jewelzz, I tried the test again, and given the results, I checked my pulse, and I am either dead, or my watch has stopped.

HELP

 

[mafiafromrussia]

lol, cya kirrie2001

 

[damnyank]

Kirrie - try doing the test again - maybe you answered some questions about your "dream actions" instead of your "real life actions" - as I remember the test from way back - your inaccuracies are probably in the area of your sexual exploits - but doesn't every one dream of hariy nipples????

 

[Glaanieboy]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

January 23, 2062
at the age of 78 years old.

On that date you will most likely die Wrom:

Cancer (28%) (no way!)
Heart Attack (25%) (scared of future wife )
Alien Abduction (12%) (LOL, If it only could happen...)
Homicide (9%) (nah)
Auto-Fellatio (5%) confused: )


Well, 60 years to go, quite handy for planning stuff. ('Can you come to my reunion at January 17th 2065?' 'No, sorry, I will be dead by then') LOL

 

[Zooker]

December 7, 2036 at the ripe old age of 71 I better start saving up, funerals are expensive nowdays, and I imagine they'll be even more so by then.

 

[Kirrie2001]

Damnyank, What the hell are nipples?????

 

[Smokie]

April 20, 2029 at the age of 79 years old.

Pity they didn't ask what country you live in, now that could shorten the odds???

Just 3 weeks short of my 80th b'day..means no presents for me that year...

Looks like I will be around longer than you Damnyank..

 

[mafiafromrussia]

Originally posted by Kirrie2001
Damnyank, What the hell are nipples?????

lol, you shoud really learn some basic human anatomy

 

[Smokie]

Here you are Kirrie2001, some really nice looking nipples..

 

[damnyank]

Smokie - first of all I said hairy nipples - but I can easily understand why the nipples you posted are bald

Yes, you will live longer than I will - but I have already lived longer than you have - so it makes it really close if you get down to the nitty gritty. You said you will be 3 weeks short of your 80th - well, Oct 5, 2026 will put me at 79 years, 6 months and 1 day - so I guess bald headed good looking fellas outlive ugly dudes with hair!

Isn't Kirrie the one we had to explain the joke about a pinata to also???

BTW Smokie those are the hardest nipples I think I have ever seen!

 

[InTrIgue]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


December 28, 2040
at the age of 74 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Horrible Accident (19%)
Cancer (16%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Homicide (10%)
Drowning (8%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%) oh my God at 74 I hope this is the one!

 

[Nick M]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


July 8, 2059
at the age of 72 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:
Homicide (27%)
Cancer (13%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Wild Animal Mauling (5%)

Doesn't sound that bad. I always knew someone was going to kill me, and that's ok.

 

[Eve]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


April 26, 2048 at the age of 69 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (39%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Heart Attack (5%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.


Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on April 26, 2048, as you slip silently into the night.


Like this test? Want to compare scores with your friends? Send them this link:
http://www.thespark.com/deathtest/

 

[gonaads]

Originally posted by Smokie
Here you are Kirrie2001, some really nice looking nipples..

Grease'em up Smokie... They look "Fitting".

 

[Nick M]

Better yet, screw those nipples on to somewhere; somewhere where they belong :_)

 

[Smokie]

Goonads would be the guy to screw them into the right place since he is a grease monkey, so if anyone should know about greasing nipples, he would.