The Death Test

[gonaads]

Originally posted by xsivforce
You guys are sooooo obvious. sheesh

Can't let all the young babes get away

 

[damnyank]

I was really hoping November 26th fell on Thanksgiving Day this year - you can not imagine my overwhelming disppointment when I found out that most of America would not have a feast on your birthday!

So are ya telling us the BIG 40 is this year????

I guess 40 bottles of tequlla would not be enuf for the entire forum to celebrate on!

But it would be a hell of a good start!

 

[Jewelzz]

Originally posted by damnyank

So are ya telling us the BIG 40 is this year????

Thanx for reminding me damnyank

I guess 40 bottles of tequlla would not be enuf for the entire forum to celebrate on!
But it would be a hell of a good start!

Wooo Hoooo 40 bottles of tequila

 

[Elric]

....

God, but don't I feel like a youngun. I'm only 19, turned just so in March.

But I got a 10 month old little girl and a fiance if that helps my case any!

<Grumbles about ages and the way the world turns and the lapsation of time and many other things>

 

[emmie-chan]

November 12, 2060
at the age of 80 years old.

 

[Khayman]

February 4, 2053

is my expire date, so got a while yet. But not as long as I hoped. Could have sworn I was going to live forever

 

[jams]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


October 19, 2058
at the age of 91 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

ancer (24%)
Horrible Accident (18%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)
Drowning (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)

 

[Travis641]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


June 17, 2070
at the age of 85 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Drowning (13%)
Loneliness (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)

 

[Elric]

See?

Told you the Auto-Fellatio one looked good!

Now everyone has it and I don't feel special anymore!

 

[xsivforce]

Re: See?

Originally posted by Elric
Told you the Auto-Fellatio one looked good!

Now everyone has it and I don't feel special anymore!

Hey Micco. Down near Melbourne?

 

[Elric]

Yarp

Actually, perfectly 22 miles between Vero and Melbourne. Officially it's Sebastian, but not according to the land lines and the city markers.

We come up as Sebastian though, so pretty good guess!

Why ya ask?

 

[dArK_CyAnIdE]

at the age of 60... in 2043 LOL bs
when will they learn that i cant die =p

 

[xsivforce]

Re: Yarp

Originally posted by Elric
Actually, perfectly 22 miles between Vero and Melbourne. Officially it's Sebastian, but not according to the land lines and the city markers.

We come up as Sebastian though, so pretty good guess!

Why ya ask?

I was in Vero / Ft. Pierce for 6 years up until last year.

 

[Iceman]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

May 17, 2044
at the age of 80 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (31%)
Cancer (21%)
Drowning (7%)
Overdose (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

 

[SPeedY_B]

April 17, 2037
at the age of 53 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (22%)
Alien Abduction (17%)
Cancer (13%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Suicide (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Overdose (5%)

53, im content with that

 

[Tabula Rasa]

I will die at the age of 56

Heart Attack (30%)
Cancer (18%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Homicide (5%)

Thats pretty much what i thought b4 the test

 

[NetRyder]

I don't even want to know. I'm just 17

 

[funky dredd]

At the ripe old age of 81 in the year of 2053
Due the math....

 

[Tabula Rasa]

10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
(Hairy how, , o.k so I have hairy nipples)
4% have had team sex.
(Thats a lie!!! , o.k so I had team sex)
8% work in the porn business.
(Yes , i get it, working in the porn business is good, team sex is bad )
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.
(And here is the reason why your home alone , doing dumb tests)

 

[mafiafromrussia]

hmmm not what i'd imagine

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


August 10, 2064
at the age of 81 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (19%)
Homicide (17%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Drowning (6%)