The Death Test

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Jewelzz, Apr 24, 2002.

  1. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    Test

    Damn, I'd better start my partying now :p


    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    March 15, 2034
    at the age of 71 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (53%)
    Suicide (11%)
    Heart Attack (8%)
    Alcoholism (7%)
    Horrible Accident (5%)
     
  2. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    So Jewelzz is 39 - or did she lie about her Birthday???


    BTW: October 5, 2026
     
  3. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Lucky me.

    I`ve got 13 years to go yet.

    and Jewelzz is a Teetotaler. (Totally Tequila) :D
     
  4. Bytes Back

    Bytes Back Ex Police Chief

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    Looks like were going in the same year Jewellz

    July 21st 2034
     
  5. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    58... Damn I had better stop caining it at weekends.
     
  6. madmatt

    madmatt Bow Down to the King Political User

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    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    February 9, 2068
    at the age of 88 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die Wrom:

    Heart Attack (18%)
    Cancer (17%)
    Alcoholism (15%)
    Alien Abduction (12%)
    Homicide (7%)
    Drowning (7%)
    Auto-Fellatio (5%)

    dang it, I didn't want to live past 30. =\
     
  7. Sprung

    Sprung Guest

    I'll be too old to care by then...


    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    December 20, 2052
    at the age of 82 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Heart Attack (18%)
    Alien Abduction (14%)
    Cancer (12%)
    Alcoholism (7%)
    Horrible Accident (6%)
    Contagious Disease (6%)
    Homicide (6%)
    Auto-Fellatio (6%)
    Suicide (5%)
    Loneliness (5%)
    Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
     
  8. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    ok, I wonder which box I filled in wrong :p
     
  9. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    Here's mine.
     
  10. MdSalih

    MdSalih The Boss

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    ehh.... ???

    it says i should have died 2 days ago \ o /

    MdSalih - DEAD
     
  11. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    I'm 39 and proud of it, I never lied about my age, you never asked. My B-Day, so you can get me apresent is: 11/26 :D ;)
     
  12. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    December 21, 2036
    at the ripe old age of ???? :p :rolleyes:
     
  13. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Jewelzz is a babe :p BTW 43
    ...at the ripe old age of 77
     
  14. Elric

    Elric Guest

    Err... Darn, I'm a goner.

    I hate aliens, but the Auto-Fellatio one sounds fun!

    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    February 22, 2041
    at the age of 57 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Heart Attack (27%)
    Cancer (18%)
    Auto-Fellatio (13%)
    Suicide (7%)
    Alien Abduction (6%)
    Horrible Accident (5%)
     
  15. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    You guys are sooooo obvious. sheesh:rolleyes:
     
  16. Elric

    Elric Guest

    Hrmm...

    Would someone PM me with either a way to change my caption, or an offer to do it? Heh, I hate seeing XP Home on my name, in every sense of the word.
     
  17. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    Re: Hrmm...

    Hey Elric: You need to have 10 posts before you can change the title under your name. Once you have the 10 go to cp user then edit profile
     
  18. Rickman

    Rickman OSNN Addict

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    It would..... have to be on a hoilday Dec.25,2027 at the age of 76
    I think I might have a lot to do....( I THINK):D
     
  19. Elric

    Elric Guest

    Yay

    Well thankee kindly madameoiselle.
     
  20. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    You're welcome Elric