The Candle....

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by DeAfGaZ, Nov 27, 2002.

  1. DeAfGaZ

    DeAfGaZ Guest

    Mrs. O'Dunigan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin,
    and coming in the opposite direction was Father O'Rafferty.

    "Hello," said the Father, "And how is Mrs. O'Dunigan? Didn't
    I marry you two years ago? "

    She replied "You did that, Father."

    "And are there any little ones yet?"

    "No, not yet, Father," said she.

    "Well now, I'm going to Rome next week, and I'll light a candle
    for you."

    "Oh, thank you, Father." And away she went.

    Several years later they met again.

    "Well now, Mrs. O'Dunigan," said the Father, "how are you?"

    "Oh, very well," said she.

    "And tell me," he said, "have you any little ones yet?"

    "Oh yes, Father. I've had three sets of twins, and four singles - ten in


    "Now isn't that wonderful," he said "And how is your lovely husband?"

    "Oh," she said, "he's gone to Rome to blow out your God darn candle"

    :D :D :D
  2. Khayman

    Khayman I'm sorry Hal... Political User Folding Team