One day, a bunny was hopping through the woods, and stopped to poop. Suddenly, an enormous grizzly bear stomped right up beside the bunny, and he too started to poop. The bunny was too scared to move. The bear looks down at him and says "Well hey there, little fella. Tell me...do you ever have problems with **** sticking to your fur?" "Why, no, I do not." "Good", replied the bear, and grabbed the bunny and wiped his ass with him.