The Blonde and the Lord

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by mlakrid, Jan 18, 2006.

  1. mlakrid

    mlakrid OSNN BASSMASTER Political User Folding Team

    A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject and, finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.
    Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

    Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a cup of cappuccino from her thermos, and began to cut yet another hole.
    Again from the heavens the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

    The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.
    The voice came once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

    She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"

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    The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK."
  2. mlakrid

    mlakrid OSNN BASSMASTER Political User Folding Team

    /bump anyone?

    I guess Im wierd I was laughing so hard I nearly pee'd myself....
  3. tom9042

    tom9042 OSNN Senior Addict Folding Team

    New Jersey
    I like it!!!

    It's a hell of a lot funnier than the other blond joke.
  4. Perris Calderon

    Perris Calderon Moderator Staff Member Political User

    new york
    I LOVE that joke