That darn oil light

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Bucky Badger, Nov 18, 2004.

  1. Bucky Badger

    Bucky Badger OSNN Addict

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    I was carpooling with my friend Craig, he noticed that the "Check oil" light was on. He pulled into the gas station, got out of the car, opened the hood, checked the engine oil, closed the hood, then got back into the car.

    "Can we make a quick stop?" He asked.

    "Sure," I replied, "what did you need to do?"

    "I need to stop by the auto parts place to get a longer dipstick."

    "What do you need a longer one for?" I inquired.

    "Because the one I got isn't long enough to reach the oil!"
     
  2. Kush

    Kush High On Life!

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    haha is that real? or a joke
     
  3. Mainframeguy

    Mainframeguy Debiant by way of Ubuntu Folding Team

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    we all want to know - in England we would call him a dip-stick hehe
     
  4. Loooool
     
  5. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    well if this is real has he never checked the oil before? Seems like he would notice this at a earlier time but thats just me talking. :p