Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by DeAfGaZ, Nov 23, 2002.

  1. DeAfGaZ

    DeAfGaZ Guest

    Things you can only get away with saying at THANKSGIVING:

    01. Talk about a huge breast!

    02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

    03. It's Cool Whip time!

    04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

    05. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

    06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

    07. Are you ready for seconds yet?

    08. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

    09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

    10. Don't play with your meat.

    11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

    12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

    13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

    14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

    15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

    16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

    17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

    18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

    19. How long do I beat it before it's ready

    :D :D :D
  2. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

    Petal, Mississippi
    DeAfGaZ - there are some very good/funny ones there!

    I laughed my a$$ off when I thought about #16 - at my age - that could take forever - then I reliezed you were referring to the pop-up thermometer thingy!:eek: :eek:
  3. Alan

    Alan its only fun

    In a house
    rotflmao :):)

    Very funny, 19 times over