Texas Telecom

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Sep 16, 2004.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    A Texan in New York City needed to call a nearby community from a pay phone.

    "Deposit $1.85 please," instructed the operator.

    Pulling himself up to full height and dropping into his thickest Texas drawl, he objected, "Ma'am, I'm from Texas, and in Texas we can place a call to Hell and back for $1.85!"

    "I understand, sir," retorted the operator, "but in Texas, that's a local call."
     
  2. Lee

    Lee OSNN Proxy

    You're getting better, sure the PC brigade won't like it, they can burn inhell anyways, you're getting there, Jock!