Texas Surgeons

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Guybrush, Feb 24, 2003.

  1. Guybrush

    Guybrush Village Idiot

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    Three Texas surgeons were arguing as to which had the greatest skill.

    The first began: 'Three years ago, I reattached seven fingers on a pianist. He went on to give a recital for the Queen of England.'

    The second replied: 'That's nothing. I attended a man in a car accident. All his arms and legs were severed from his body. Two years after I reattached them, he won three gold medals for field events in the Olympics.'

    The third said: 'A few years back, I attended to a cowboy. He was high on cocaine and alcohol when he rode his horse head-on into a Santa Fe freight train travelling at 100 miles per hour. All I had to work with was the horse's ass and a ten-gallon hat. Last year he became president of the United States.
     
  2. sboulema

    sboulema Moderator

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    hhhaaha lol
     
  3. UberBert

    UberBert Guest

    lmao!!!!!!!



    -Bert
     
  4. Burpster

    Burpster Guest

    lmao ...
     
  5. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    ROFLMAO!!! Hahahahahaha... hohohohoho... hahahahahaha... Damn, now that's funny!!!