Ten Ways That Handguns Are Better Than A Woman

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  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

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    Ten Ways That Handguns Are Better Than A Woman

    #10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s

    #9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

    #6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

    #5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

    #3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And The Number One Way That A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman...

    #1 - You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
     
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    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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  4. Admiral Michael

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    #3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
    #1 - You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

    So funny! LMAO