Tarzan King Of The Knuckleheads

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  1. Erbmaster

    Erbmaster Moderator Folding Team

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    When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted to
    him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he
    had sex.
    "Tarzan not know sex," he replied.
    Jane explained to him what sex was.
    Tarzan said, "Oh,...Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
    Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong,...but I will show
    you how to do it properly."
    She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, "you must put it in here."
    Tarzan removed his loincloth showing Jane his considerable manhood,
    stepped closer, and then gave her a mighty kick right in the crotch!
    Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
    Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed: "What did you do
    that for?"
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    Tarzan replied "Check for squirrel"
     
  2. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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  3. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    hahhahhah... very nice :p
     
  4. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

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  5. now I know how u got 7864 posts Nick.. lol.. j/k