Take Heed!!!!

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Apr 2, 2003.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Alcohol Consumption warnings:

    Due to increasing products liability and litigation. American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a giraffe in heat.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

    WARNING: the crumsumpten of olcahil may mayik you vink you can tipe real gud
     
  2. Krux

    Krux Nissan Powered

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    I don't drink, but still funny
     
  3. Hipster Doofus

    Hipster Doofus Good grief Charlie Brown

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    And still people reach for the bottle. :rolleyes: :D :D
     
  4. slimboyfat

    slimboyfat Guest

    Hic!!!!!