Sweet Virgin!!!

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Nov 3, 2002.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Tom's dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.
    He had been going with Jane for a few months when he decided to test her.
    As they drove along in the car, he unzipped his fly, turned to her, and said, "Do you want to see my wee-wee?"
    She yelled, "No, No, please zip up your fly!"
    Instead of being annoyed, Tom was pleased. On the evening of their engagement, he tried the same thing, with the same result. Finally on their wedding night, they were alone in the hotel room when he unzipped his fly and said to her, "Darling, now you can look at what I've got in here," and proceeded to take out his pianist.
    She looked at it and replied, :Oh what a sweet looking wee-wee!'
    Tom said, "No darling, you don't have to call it a wee-wee now, you can call it a Dong."
    His sweet bride looked at it thoughtfully for a while and then said, "No sweetheart, that is definitely a wee-wee. A Dong is a great, long, thick, swollen.……"
  2. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

    hahahaha Sweet virgin ....right... :p
  3. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Stranger Than Kindness Political User

    Hehe , I'm off to look at my wee-wee , hrmm , i mean Dong :S
  4. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

    hehehe...good one!