Sven's healther care dilemma

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Feb 11, 2005.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    Sven was working at the fish plant in Minneapolis when he accidentallycut off all ten of his fingers. He went directly to the emergency room.

    The doctor looked at Sven and said, "Let's have the fingers and I'll see what I can do." Sven said, "I haven't got da fingers.

    "Whatdo you mean, you haven't got the fingers? It's 2004. We havemicrosurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have putthem back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring the fingers?"

    Sven says, "How da hell vas I suppost to pick dem up???
     
  2. Kush

    Kush High On Life!

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    with his mouth