does anyone know how to rid onesself of a nagging "think I am computer genius" who insists on calling late into the night with questions such as: "How come I cant put USB cables into my router?" and "why cant windows 95 do that, and o yea, forgot, I " and do have windows 95, so this wont work because it doesn't say 95 on the box, but look at this I actually have 98 so your work was pointless, but I still think it is 95.... HAHAHAHA!!" (what?) and "why cant I assimilate with my computer to become a super-machine capable of world domination and whatnot?" . . . anyone have any sort of 12 step program (less steps = better) or a nuclear device that only operates in small radii or something of that nature... I am desperate!