Stuck for the perfect gift for your female friends?

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Alan, Nov 14, 2002.

  1. Alan

    Alan its only fun

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    Stuck for the perfect gift for your female friends?

    Then try the new and improved ‘Mouse for Women’.

    Given the difficulties with the utilisation of the standard mouse experienced by women, the leading computer companies IBM and Microsoft have joined forces to try to find a solution to the problem.

    Both companies, after many years of research and experimentation into the needs of women of all ages, have created a new mouse (ergonomically designed for female hands) and it has already had a great impact among the female population of computer users, finally ending years of problems caused by previous designs.

    Introducing the new ‘Mouse for Women’….


    [ me ] Goes and hides for a while [ /me ]
     
  2. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    Hahahah :p
     
  3. damn, that's the funniest thing i've seen today :p
     
  4. 2z

    2z OSNN Gamer

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    ha ha ha ha

    nice one

    :p
     
  5. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Stranger Than Kindness Political User

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    He he he ,
    :D now thats funny :D
     
  6. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

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    evil evil evil evil lol whahah
     
  7. Hipster Doofus

    Hipster Doofus Good grief Charlie Brown

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    Hey Jewelzz you finished my shirts yet? Some of us have yo work you know. :p
     
  8. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    Where do you live Alan? Think I'll come visit you and bring my 'new' mouse to hit you over the head with :D :D
     
  9. i'd love to see that Jewelzz :p . although i'm wondering now. does Alan have a good mouse pad that looks like this [​IMG] . :p
     
  10. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    HeHeHe. :D

    Alan, Methinks, thou shouldst hide for a long time, like Bikini Atol, or the likes. Cause you have really upset Jewelzz now. :eek:
     
  11. 2z

    2z OSNN Gamer

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    thats a good one
    nice one mafia

    :p :p :p
     
  12. rick_422

    rick_422 Guest

    rofl
    working beautifully alan!
    great work!
     
  13. ZAnwar

    ZAnwar Guest

    wheres the damn picture ?