Static Cling.....What am I doing Wrong????

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by Heeter, Feb 11, 2004.

  1. Heeter

    Heeter Overclocked Like A Mother

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    I have tried everything!!!

    I am getting frustrated!!!!

    Fabric softener, dryer sheets, everything.... Everytime I pull my dried clothes out of the dryer, there is enough static cling that the clothes could stick themselves onto anything (painted walls, light fixtures, windows, car, my neighbor's daughter). It usually takes a crowbar to peel them off what they are clinging to. I probably generate enough current to power a small community. Lights flicker at my mere presence with these clothes on (Don't ask about when I have nothing on). I am scared that I might send a bolt of lightning through my freshly built computer.

    Any ideas???

    And yes, My hair is standing on end as I write this..........

    Heeter
     
  2. Taggert_LOA

    Taggert_LOA Modding Addict Political User

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    tennis balls in the dryer
     
  3. Taggert_LOA

    Taggert_LOA Modding Addict Political User

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    low heat
     
  4. muzikool

    muzikool Act your wage. Political User

    Orange juice and peanut butter... or hang dry them. :shrug:
     
  5. mooo

    mooo thecyberninja

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    i don't wash my clothes.. just put on the always smell good treat "candies for men" and/or "pleasures for men"
     
  6. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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  7. Ferral_Imp

    Ferral_Imp Moderator

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    well if it was pantyhose I'd say put them in a little diluted conditioner for your hair.
     
  8. RagnaroK

    RagnaroK Must be dreaming...

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    Ground them? :D
     
  9. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    Yep ground them.
    I got a copper pipe in the garden,wanna hang them on there??? :D