Starwars lines made better!, through the use of pants!

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Oct 6, 2004.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    “You are unwise to lower your pants.”

    “We’ve got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.”

    “She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally, Commander.”

    “These pants may not look like much, kid, but they’ve got it where it counts.”

    “I find your lack of pants disturbing.”

    "These aren't the pants you are looking for."

    “These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.”

    “Hans will have those pants down. We’ve got to give him more time!.”

    “General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.”

    “I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.”

    “TK-421... Why aren’t you in your pants?”

    “Lock the door. And hope they don’t have pants.”

    “Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.”

    “You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.”

    “Luke... Help me take... these pants off.”

    “Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.”

    “That blast came from those pants. That thing’s operational!”

    “Don’t worry. Chewie and I have gotten into pants a lot more heavily guarded than this.”

    “Maybe you’d like it back in your pants, your highness.”

    “Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your sister!”

    “Jabba doesn’t have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.”

    “Yeah, well, short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.”

    “Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.”

    “I cannot teach him. The boy has no pats.”

    “You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought.”

    And my personal favourite :D

    “A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.”
     
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  2. fitz

    fitz Just Floating Along Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    Lmao!!
    :d :d :d
     
  3. falconguard

    falconguard Carbon based lifeform Political User Folding Team

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    ok you got me , that was really good. Now did you cobble all those lines together (a true SW fan) yourself? or did you just beat the pants off of someone else? :D
     
  4. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    “I find your lack of pants disturbing.”

    that one is the best.
     
  5. a1ehouse

    a1ehouse Chamone M*tha Fu*ka

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    LMAO - they would go well with Porn Star Wars names...
    Fluke Muffdiver
    Han Soloverher
    Princess Laidher
     
  6. Xie

    Xie - geek - Subscribed User Folding Team

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    I prefer
    :p
     
  7. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    They are all pretty good me's think's :D