A woman went Xmas shopping, and had her 2 young kids with her. In the toy shop, she bought a revolver for 1 of the boys, then realised that she had no place to hide it from them. Suddenly, she had the bright idea of sticking it in the top of her stocking. One of the wee boys happened to see her put it there,and said to his wee brother in a gloating tone, "I`m getting a revolver for Xmas, so there". The other lad replied, "That`s nothing, I`m getting a Davey Crockett hat. Wheeeeeeeeeee.