Squirells. HRH Qumahlin.

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Apr 2, 2002.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    A woman went Xmas shopping, and had her 2 young kids with her.
    In the toy shop, she bought a revolver for 1 of the boys, then realised that she had no place to hide it from them.
    Suddenly, she had the bright idea of sticking it in the top of her stocking.
    One of the wee boys happened to see her put it there,and said to his wee brother in a gloating tone, "I`m getting a revolver for Xmas, so there".
    The other lad replied, "That`s nothing, I`m getting a Davey Crockett hat.

    Wheeeeeeeeeee.
     
  2. xsivforce

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  3. Qumahlin

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    That joke is sick...disturbing..and making me laugh and I demand you stop it now!
     
  4. xsivforce

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    Mmmmmmm Squirrel, the other dark meat.
     
  5. emmie-chan

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    :( i don't get it... is this a guy joke?
     
  6. xsivforce

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    You would understand @ Misery's;)
     
  7. Kirrie2001

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    Re: Squirells.

     
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    Kirrie...you are the wise one...;)
     
  9. Kirrie2001

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    For Qumahlin.

    My most venerable majesty.
    It was not my intention to disturb your most inner thoughts.

    As for making your most honourable deity, to succumb to the most outrageous action of laughing, I most humbly offer my apologizes.
    I throw my self at your feet, (phew) and beg your imperial forgiveness. (thats before you hang, draw and quarter) my humble unworthy being.
    I will try with all my power in future, to not make this horrendous error, of which I am guilty, and can offer no acceptable reason for so doing.

    maslaam , and pray for my unworthy soul.
     
  10. xsivforce

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    Re: For Qumahlin.

    Hey Boss, you want I should break his legs?