Speed Trap

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by gonaads, Sep 19, 2008.

  1. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    GOOD:
    In Seattle, WA a policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'. The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

    BETTER:
    A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Silverdale , WA. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

    BEST:
    A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A WA State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball." He replied, "Washington State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.

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