Something to offend everyone.

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Apr 20, 2002.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    What's the Cuban national anthem?
     Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

    Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
    A different bar.

    Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
    They named him "Sum Ting Wong."

    What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
    A speech impediment.

    Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
    Because they're not going to work in the future, either.

    What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
    A pimp.

    Why do driver’s education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
    Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

    What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
    A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.

    How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
    Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

    What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
    A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins," 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."

    Times have changed.
    Years ago...When 100 white men chased 1 black man, we called it the Ku Klux Klan;
    Today they call it the PGA TOUR.
  2. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

    lmao, vg Kirrie :D
  3. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

    Texas, USA