Somebody thinks like me.

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by Taggert_LOA, Apr 26, 2005.

  1. Taggert_LOA

    Taggert_LOA Modding Addict Political User

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    got this in an email. hope you enjoy it.

    WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?

    My Fellow Americans:
    As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed.


    Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is now complete.

    This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
    forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now to begin the reckoning.

    Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries
    which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short.
    The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

    The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
    world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

    Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.

    The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

    Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

    In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.


    Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
    China.

    To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too. I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.


    I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious
    Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York .

    A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.


    Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil.


    Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA
    treaty - starting now.

    We are tired of the one-way highway.

    It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."

    Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
    world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won't forget.


    To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead.


    God bless America.
    Thank you and good night.

    If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English,
    thank a soldier
     
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  2. VenomXt

    VenomXt Blame me for the RAZR's Folding Team

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    hehe best line in there.
     
  3. ThePatriot

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    A mighty HOO-AHH for that one!

    If only it could be that easy!
     
  4. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    Well worded. :)
     
  5. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Hmmmm... this line really rolls both ways

    and this? hmmmm...

    Maybe all them lame U.S. tourists can go on vacation to some other country intsead. Oooh no, can't do that... All the other countries are too expensive. And yes maybe the U.S. could start doin something with IT'S oil too. While they're at it, why not get all them U.S. citizens on the unemployment line and collecting benifits to go a do a season or two on a produce ranch for minimum or less that minimum wage from 5am til 6pm. Oooh no that won't happen it's too easy to collect unemployment checks and nothing but whine about some imagrant is taking jobs away from U.S. citizens.


    It really fries me when I see this that some holier than thou pushes crap on others when the shiit is neck deep here in or own country. And before anyone tries to lay into me, my ansestors where in this country before it was a country. Before all those "imagrants" back in the 1600s came and desided... "hey this place is cool. Let's take all this away from them savages. We should own all this. They don't belong here. They don't beleive in what WE beleive in". Hmmmmm, that last part sounds familiar... Kinda like what the U.S. is doin today to others.

    Now don't get me wrong... alot of what was posted I agree with but not all of it.

    Anyway... my rant for the day. have a nice life. :)
     
  6. Petros

    Petros Thief IV

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    A country's own citizens should come first on any government's priority list no matter what. I don't know how we got caught up in giving away these billions in foreign aid in the first place. It's humane to take care of the poor, yes, but the government needs to look to OUR poor first.
     
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  7. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    So that way we got our meat hooks into them. Then when we (the U.S.) need something we go and use it to our advantage. How many time has our Government defered payments on these huge loans we have given to countries in exchange for "things"?
     
  8. Petros

    Petros Thief IV

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    Then I'm on your side! Let's take our meathooks out :)
     
  9. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Why do I feel this thread is gonna get way too "political" and way too "oh you're not a patriot, you don't love yer country... blah blah blah". Awww hell, I guess that's the price for having the freedom of speaking one's mind. :p
     
  10. Petros

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    I have recused myself from heated discussion. I like happy!
     
  11. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team


    Hahahaha... aaaaah, a breif moment of true humor. :D



    I like happy also.


    Ya know if ya read the comics in the newspaper first thing every day. You'll live longer.
     
  12. VenomXt

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  13. ThePatriot

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    That's probably the best thing I've seen written all day.
     
  14. Zedric

    Zedric NTFS Guru Folding Team

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    Blech...
    Take a hint for once?

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