Some UNIX responses to some UNIX commands:

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  1. Geffy

    Geffy Moderator Folding Team

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    # man woman desire
    man: desire not found

    $ cat "food in cans"
    cat: cannot open food in cans

    % nice man woman
    No manual entry for woman.

    % rm God
    rm: God nonexistent

    % ar t God
    ar: God does not exist

    % ar r God
    ar: creating God

    % "How would you rate Bibi's incompetence?
    Unmatched ".

    % [Where is Jason?
    Missing ].

    % \316 How did the sex change operation go? \316
    Modifier failed.

    % If I had a ( for every nonsense from Bert, what would I have?
    Too many ('s.

    % make love
    Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

    % sleep with me
    bad character

    % got a light?
    No match.

    % man: why did you get a divorce?
    man:: Too many arguments.

    % !:say, what is saccharine?
    Bad substitute.

    % \(-
    (-: Command not found.

    $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
    no sense in pretending!

    $ drink bottle; opener
    bottle: cannot open
    opener: not found

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  2. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    Haha, genius :D
     
  3. NetRyder

    NetRyder Tech Junkie Folding Team

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    Hahaha, superb :D