Some Awesome Jokes

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  1. kcnychief

    kcnychief █▄█ ▀█▄ █ Political User Folding Team

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    Lots of short ones, didn't want to break into different threads:

     
  2. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    there all good :D
     
  3. Peterboy

    Peterboy OSNN One Post Wonder

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    good jokes.
     
  4. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    A doctor in Ireland wants to get off work and go hunting, so he approaches
    his assistant.



    "Seamus, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic," he
    says.



    "I want you to take care of the clinic and all me patients."



    "Yes, sir!' answers Seamus.



    The doctor goes hunting, returns the following day and asks, "So, Seamus,
    how was your day?"



    Seamus tells him that he took care of three patients.



    "The first one had a headache, so I gave him Tylenol."



    "Bravo, Seamus, and the second one?" asks the doctor.



    "The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Maalox, sir," says
    Seamus.



    "Bravo, bravo! you're good at this. And what about the third one?" asks the
    doctor.



    "Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman bursts into
    the room. Quick as a wink she undresses herself, tearing off every stitch of
    clothing including her bra and her panties, and lies down on the table. She
    spreads her legs and shouts, 'Help me, I beg you! It's been five years since
    I've seen a man!'"



    "Thunderin' Lord Jesus, Seamus, what did you do!?" asks the doctor.



    "I put drops in her eyes."

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  5. Beginning

    Beginning I'm Beginning Somehow...

    Hehehehe... Flawless!!!!! :D
     
  6. greentea

    greentea OSNN Addict

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    Really good jokes.