Software Developers Versus Drug Dealers

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, May 7, 2004.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    Drug dealers-------------
    Refer to their clients as "users".

    Software developers------
    Refer to their clients as "users".

    Drug dealers-------------
    "The first one's free!"

    Software developers------
    "Download a free trial version..."

    Drug dealers-------------
    Have important South-East Asian connections

    Software developers------
    Have important South-East Asian connections

    Drug dealers-------------
    Strange jargon:
    "Stick,"
    "Rock,"
    "Dime bag," "E".

    Software developers------
    Strange jargon:
    "SCSI," "RTFM,"
    "Java," "ISDN".

    Drug dealers-------------
    Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.

    Software developers------
    Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.

    Drug dealers-------------
    Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, more potent mixes.

    Software developers------
    Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, faster machines.

    Drug dealers-------------
    Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers.

    Software developers------
    Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists.

    Drug dealers-------------
    Their product causes Nukem 3D.

    Software developers------
    DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke

    Drug dealers-------------
    Unhealthy addictions.

    Software developers------
    'Nuff said.

    Drug dealers-------------
    Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you.

    Software developers------
    Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!