So blonde =)

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Apr 14, 2005.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

    A blonde girl calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started".

    Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

    The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger".

    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger".

    He takes her hand and says, Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then...." he sighed,"...let's put all these Frosties back in the box"!
  2. sweetlu

    sweetlu Gasoline Rainbow

    heard the same joke...but it was a puzzle of a rooster and it was corn flakes.
  3. ElementalDragon

    ElementalDragon The One and Only

    Lehighton, PA
    heh... nice.
  4. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    heh heh heh... Ahhhhhh, I feel better now. :p