Smart Rednecks

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by belveder, Mar 7, 2003.

  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

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    Smart Rednecks

    "Hello, is this the police?"

    "Yes, what do you want?"

    "I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

    "Thank you very much for the call, sir."

    The next day, cops descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left.

    The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.

    "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the police come?"

    "Yeah!"

    "Did they chop your firewood?"

    "Yep."

    "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
     
  2. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    ROFL!!!! :D

    I'll be telling that one at work!
     
  3. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

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    LMAO this is awesome. :eek: :D

    I'm going to be telling this one also.
     
  4. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Ooooh that is special. :p Very nice.
     
  5. Maveric169

    Maveric169 The Voices Talk to Me

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    I like that one, that is good. My dad will get a kick out of that one.:D