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Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Apr 3, 2005.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar.

    The Bartender turns round and says "Is this some kind of a joke?"
     
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  2. lol whaat i dont quite get it
     
  3. RickyC

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    You need to be either English, Scottish or Irish to get it :lick:

    The Welsh get left out so they just huff and do stuff with sheep :laugh:
     
  4. lol i see
     
  5. Un4gIvEn1

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    That's why English humor doesn't interest me... :)
     
  6. LordOfLA

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    haah thats was funny :D
     
  7. lancer

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    Are you welsh?:laugh:
     
  8. xtweaker

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    Go see Braveheart and you'll get it
     
  9. Mastershakes

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    Hint: Almost every joke starts with that line.....
     
  10. Lee

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    These English, Irishman and Scotsman jokes are a bit 1970's,

    They basically depict the smart one Being English, the drunk being Scottish and the thick one (stupid) being Irish, not very nice, should not post them here.
     
  11. lancer

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    please, dont be so pc.
     
  12. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    I agree, its a blatent no offence meant joke. The reason it has this status is because this style of joke has been around for ages lol
    But I agree with lee about the Scottish one being drunk ;)
    But it is true :D (thank god I am scottish :p)
     
  13. Lee

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    I am not being pC, ff's, they are dated and not very nice.
     
  14. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    Well what do the mods think about it?
     
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  15. lancer

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    lee whats ff's?
     
  16. Evil Marge

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    haha :laugh:

    Question from a natural blonde who has to put up with and has no problem with dumb blonde jokes what the hell is wrong with people these day's?? :rolleyes:
     
  17. Lee

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    Think about the first 'f'; being 'for' the second letter 'f'; being 'illegal sex or to do with the King covering maidens' etc.. and the last letter 's'; 'sake'.


    You're not a natural blonde I can see your roots are not blonde.

    I know peroxide when is see it.
     
  18. lancer

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    oh ic now ffs :)
     
  19. Evil Marge

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    Oh we're gonna be like that are we?? :rolleyes:
     
  20. LeeJend

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    Actually it's an unrealistic line. The Englishman would be headed to a pub not a bar and the Irsihman and Scotsman would be running not walking...