....and the shepherd came down from the hills, into the city of sin, and did meet there, a woman of ill repute. and the shepherd did sleep with her. and when he was done, he went once more to the hills to tend his sheep. and it came to pass, that the shepherd did once more come down to the city of sin, and did meet with the same woman of ill repute. and she sayeth unto him, "Oh shepherd, since seeing thee last, I am with child. What steps doth thou intend to take??? "F***ing great big ones", said the shepherd, and pi***d off back to the hills.