Sheldon Cohen

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by DeeBeeS, Jan 6, 2006.

  1. DeeBeeS

    DeeBeeS OSNN Addict

    Southern Ireland
    A man walks to 5th Ave. & 42nd St. during a downpour and somehow
    manages to get a taxi immediately. He gets into the taxi, and the
    cabbie says,

    "Perfect timing. You're just like Sheldon."


    "Sheldon Cohen. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my cab
    being vacant during a rainstorm. It would have happened like that for
    Sheldon every single time."

    "Well, no one is perfect. There are always a few clouds over
    everybody", stated the passenger.

    "Not Sheldon. He was a terrific athlete. He could have gone on the pro
    tour in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera
    baritone and danced like a Broadway star. He was more handsome and
    sophisticated than Cary Grant. He had a better body than Arnold in his
    prime. He was something. Somehow Sheldon just knew exactly how to make women happy. He had a memory like a computer; could remember
    everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which fork to eat with.
    He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole
    neighborhood blacks out."

    "Wow, incredible, no wonder you remember him!"

    "Well, I never actually met Sheldon."

    "Then how do you know so much about him?"

    "After he died, I married his wife."
  2. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

  3. Mastershakes

    Mastershakes Moderator

    Living in someone else's shadow has never been so good for this guy.

    ;) Nice... happy Friday all.