sheeps

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by the_music_man, Jan 18, 2003.

  1. the_music_man

    the_music_man aka prodj88 =P

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    so there was this girl who was at the grand canyon and she wanted to ride a sheep down. so she went to a guy who rented sheeps. the guy said "ok, say wow if you want the sheep to go fast, say wow wow if you want it faster, say wow wow wow for its fastest speed. and say amen to stop"
    the lady understood and left with the sheep riding the grand canyons. so she tested it out. she said "wow" it started to go fast. then wow wow, now it was really going fsat. then she said wow wow wow and it went zooming down.
    she noticed that there was a cliff ahead so she started saying her prayers b/c thats all she could think to do when panicing. then right when she was about to go off the cliff she said AMEN. then the sheep stopped......the lady was relieved and then said "wow it worked."

    :lady dies haaaaaaah
     
  2. NetRyder

    NetRyder Tech Junkie Folding Team

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    LOL :p
    Poor thing
     
  3. Burpster

    Burpster Guest

    lol .....i know they ride sheep in the US ...just didnt think it was on they're backs :)
     
  4. Glaanieboy

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    You have one sick feeling for humor :D
     
  5. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

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    lol " wow it worked "

    Off the cliff I go...
     
  6. NetRyder

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    Ewwwwwwwww :p
     
  7. the_music_man

    the_music_man aka prodj88 =P

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  8. the_music_man

    the_music_man aka prodj88 =P

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    sheeeeeeps
     
  9. rick_422

    rick_422 Guest

    lol
    surely this should be a joke about new zealanders!
    cos they do many things with sheep! (or so ive heard!)