Seniors Love.

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Sep 8, 2002.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Not me, honest???

    They were both 91, lived in a senior citizen's residence.
    They met in the social centre and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company.
    After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and she accepted. They had a lovely evening.
    Afterwards, Claude asked Maude to join him at his place for an after-dinner drink.
    Things continued along a natural course and, age being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the feathers.
    As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.
    Claude was thinking: "If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been more gentle."
    Maude was thinking: "If I'd known he could still get it up, I'd have taken off my pantyhose."
  2. Glaanieboy

    Glaanieboy Moderator

    The Netherlands
    and again:
  3. Gary Pandher

    Gary Pandher Moderator

    91 and a virgin?....not in this day n
  4. Timuwine

    Timuwine Guest

    91 and a virgin?....not in this day n

    You can say that again