Selling

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by VenomXt, Jan 23, 2006.

  1. VenomXt

    VenomXt Blame me for the RAZR's Folding Team

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    Selling Dog (black Lab) 3 grand.

    Selling girlfriend (brunnett) 150 dollars.
     
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  2. falconguard

    falconguard Carbon based lifeform Political User Folding Team

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    Has the dog had all it shots?
     
  3. mooo

    mooo thecyberninja

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    has the girlfriend been fixed?? And you willing to haggle the price? I have $100 cash now haha
     
  4. omg its nlm

    omg its nlm lvl 17 Hax Folding Team

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    Dibs on the girlfriend!

    How used is she?
     
  5. Heeter

    Heeter Overclocked Like A Mother

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    Do you accept trade-ins on the girlfriend?

    I've got an old shoe that I am willing to part ways with.

    Heeter
     
  6. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    Is the girlfriend clean in a certain area? :p

    Also...how is her gag relax.

    Muhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
  7. mooo

    mooo thecyberninja

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    haha tittle on the clean topic,
    can she clean and cook?? I might be able to hook up another $50 if she can :p
     
  8. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    Cook,clean and mute...extra $1000
     
  9. mooo

    mooo thecyberninja

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    too much for me
    but i would like naked pictures haha :)
     
  10. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    I got some of someone

    :eek:
     
  11. VenomXt

    VenomXt Blame me for the RAZR's Folding Team

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    tittles... we dont want to see you naked lol. Check the wallpaper thread for the pics of her though.. lol she is worth the 150.. hehe
     
  12. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    Not me


    My ex...who is actually a really really good and close friend still.

    She even stills knows I have them because she saw them last week when she came over.

    :)
     
  13. mooo

    mooo thecyberninja

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    haha i got pic's of a girl i had a 1 nighter with. Anyone interested hit me up, they are cell phone pic's but better than nothing :p
    might as well share the wealth haha and and i can get another confession out there :)
     
  14. VenomXt

    VenomXt Blame me for the RAZR's Folding Team

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    moo that confession site was *ucked up lol.

    Tittles dont get sued.
     
  15. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    Trust me I won't get sued

    She knows I have them but I forgot I had them for awhile lol

    O well

    I have them hidden in like a odd folder where nobody will find them
     
  16. VenomXt

    VenomXt Blame me for the RAZR's Folding Team

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    i did the same thing wiht a ex.. i had complety forgotteni had them.. She burned me and i woudnt of wanted them anymore anyways... yah.. the girl found them.. wow that was a fun night..
     
  17. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    ha

    I remember the day I took the pictures

    She was taking a shower :eek:

    I hurried and lit candles all around her room and she called me into the shower and told me to take pictures of her.

    I was like okie dokie and then you know what on from there :laugh:
     
  18. mlakrid

    mlakrid OSNN BASSMASTER Political User Folding Team

    I would take the dog, more expensive, but less nagging and they listen to you!!
     
  19. mooo

    mooo thecyberninja

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    haha i like how this went from a joke to telling about naked pictures :) that is great and venom that is just the start, i been confessing things on irc like a madman because its burning my soul!! need to open up an an0n confession booth here lol.

    The more I think about it, I wouldn't take either of them haha. More trouble than its worth for both. One will complain and nag while the other one craps, barks and pisses everywhere :p
     
  20. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    i have them in /porn/pics/woo ;) :laugh: