Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by belveder, Mar 26, 2003.

  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

    Adelaide, Australia

    It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a
    pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the
    girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet, so
    why don't you have a seat?," he says.

    "That's cool" says Bobby. Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're
    planning to do.

    Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop
    or a movie.

    Carrie's father responds "why don't you two go out and screw? I hear
    all the kids are doing it."

    Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby-so he asks
    Carrie's Dad to repeat it.

    "Yeah," says Carries father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll
    screw all night if we let her!"

    Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and his plan for the
    evening was beginning to look pretty good.

    A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt
    and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with
    anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.

    About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the
    door behind her, and screams at her father: "DAMMIT DADDY! IT'S CALLED
    THE TWIST!!!"
  2. Skyrim

    Skyrim Guest

    Ahhh poor Carrie she could twist and then screw.
    if she was smart enough.
  3. ReC0iL

    ReC0iL Guest

    LOL... I wouldn't doubt if that happend in real life...