Samurai Masters

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There was an American who decided to take a trip to Japan for vacation.

He was walking around taking in the sites when he came upon a Japanese
man dressed in clothing he'd never seen before. He approached this man
and asked him why he wore such unusual clothing.

The Japanese guy replied "I'm #3 Samurai." The American said, "#3
Samurai, what's that mean?" So the #3 Samurai asked the American, "Would
you like demonstration?." The American stepped back to watch the
demonstration. The #3 Samurai opened a small pouch on his belt and out
comes a fly. As the fly took off he drew his sword and made two swipes
cutting the fly into half.

The American was simply amazed by this and asked if there was a #2
Samurai since he was #3. The #3 Samurai replied "Yes, would you like to
meet him and see demonstration?"

The American was curious now and agreed to meet the #2 Samurai.

The #3 Samurai takes him to see #2 Samurai and tells the Samurai the
Amerian wanted a demonstration. The American steps back to watch. He,
too, has a pouch on his belt. He opens it and out comes a fly, about
that time he draws his sword and made two swipes cutting the fly in to 4
pieces.

The American is totally bewildered and blown away by such skill and
precision.... then he wonders if there is a #1 Samurai and what could he
do to make him #1. So, he asks #2 Samurai if there is a #1 and could he
give a demonstration. The Samurai agrees and takes him to meet the #1
Samurai for a demonstration. Just like the other Samurais he, too, has a
pouch on his belt. He opens the pouch and releases a fly as the fly
takes off #1 Samurai draws his sword and makes two swipes except this
time the fly flew away.

The American walks up to the #1 Samurai and says, "You must be having a
bad day because you missed."

The #1 Samurai said, "No miss, fly can no longer have family."
 

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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
Xie wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
hello peeps... is been some time since i last came here.
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