Roll your own???

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Sep 8, 2002.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    This is real economy.

    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
    The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
    He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
    She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
    Confused, the salesgirl says "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"
    He answers, "My dear, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers. Because it is Soooooo much cheaper.
    So, I figure that if I have to roll my own........
     
  2. Glaanieboy

    Glaanieboy Moderator

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    lolololololololol
     
  3. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    Kirrie - ya never finsihed the joke! ;) ;)

    LMAO!!!:D
     
  4. Timuwine

    Timuwine Guest

    Man this is hilarious
     
  5. 2z

    2z OSNN Gamer

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    awwww
    that is soooooo funny

    ;)
     
  6. Geffy

    Geffy Moderator Folding Team

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    I like that one.