Riddle

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Aprox, Aug 16, 2006.

  1. Aprox

    Aprox Moderator Political User

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    Can you solve the Riddle?



    You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

    Answer

    Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round!


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  2. BouncingSoul

    BouncingSoul Stranger Than Fiction Political User

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    HAHA. That one has been making the rounds on the golf course lately. It gets a good reaction, especially from the drunks.
     
  3. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    get off the horse. :p



    Ooo, read spoiler. Hmmm, same difference. :p
     
  4. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    lol good one :D
     
  5. madmatt

    madmatt Bow Down to the King Political User

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    hahaha. I said to myself jump off the cliff.. same thing. =)
     
  6. mlakrid

    mlakrid OSNN BASSMASTER Political User Folding Team

    HOly crap..

    I got this one...

    Coffee must have kicked in this morning!
    I would rep myself if I could
    :D
     
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  7. Dublex

    Dublex Quazatron R6 droid

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    Well, you could also wake up from your dream, as kangaroos don't gallop :D
     
  8. mlakrid

    mlakrid OSNN BASSMASTER Political User Folding Team

    They do on a merry-go-round when your trashed...

    LOL
    :laugh:
     
  9. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    Har. Bought a smile to my face :D
     
  10. Aprox

    Aprox Moderator Political User

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    Glad you guys liked it :)
     
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