here's a part to a redneck letter Danny and 2 of your friends got in a car accident and drove of a bridge........Danny rolled the window down and swam to safety;your 2 friends drown because they couldn't get the tailgate down. rednecks getting pulled over by the cops two rednecks were driving drunk on the road and got pullesd over by the cops. Before the cop got to the car aon of them said, "peel the label of the bottle, stick it to your forehead, and toss the bottle under the seat." So they did....the officer then got to the window and said, "You boys been drinking?" the rednecks replied, "No officer...we're on the patch."...(and pointed to thier foreheads.