redneck family visit the mall...

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ruffnrddy, Feb 18, 2007.

  1. ruffnrddy

    ruffnrddy OSNN One Post Wonder

    Ca., U.S.A.
    A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and
    they were in a mall for the first time in their life.
    The father and son were strolling around while the wife
    shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but
    especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then
    slide back together again.
    The boy asked, "Paw, What's 'at?"
    The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,
    "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life,
    I ain't got no idea'r what it is."
    While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old
    lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a
    button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small
    room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small
    circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued
    to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to
    light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a
    gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out.

    The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman,
    said quietly to his Son,
    "Boy, go git yo Momma.... "
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  2. GoNz0

    GoNz0 NTFS Stoner

    the year 2525
    nice one :D