Redneck Computer Lingo

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, May 6, 2004.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    "Keyboard" - Place to hang your truck keys.
    "Window" - Place in the truck to hang your guns.
    "Floppy" - When you run out of Polygrip.
    "Modem" - How you got rid of your dandelions.
    "ROM" - Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
    "Reboot" - What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
    "Network" - Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.
    "Mouse" - Fuzzy, soft thing you stuffed in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
    "LAN" - To borrow as in "Hel Delbert! LAN me yore truck."
    "Cursor" - What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
    "bit" - A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."
    "digital control" - What yore fingers do on the TV remote.
    "packet" - What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.
    "Hard Drive" - Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with three flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
     
  2. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

  3. Hsn

    Hsn King

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    lmao good stuff :D
     
  4. Bootsy

    Bootsy Huh?

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  5. NerdUprising

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    lol, yet another grand one from ZeroHour and his fountain of comedy
     
  6. Khayman

    Khayman I'm sorry Hal... Political User Folding Team

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  7. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    HeHe cheers Nerd.
    More to come ;)
     
  8. Tuffgong4

    Tuffgong4 The Donger Need Food!!!! Political User

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    "Cursor" - What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.

    wife and/or girlfriend/sister/cousin