"Keyboard" - Place to hang your truck keys. "Window" - Place in the truck to hang your guns. "Floppy" - When you run out of Polygrip. "Modem" - How you got rid of your dandelions. "ROM" - Delicious when you mix it with coca cola. "Reboot" - What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff. "Network" - Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line. "Mouse" - Fuzzy, soft thing you stuffed in your beer bottle in order to get a free case. "LAN" - To borrow as in "Hel Delbert! LAN me yore truck." "Cursor" - What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend. "bit" - A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways." "digital control" - What yore fingers do on the TV remote. "packet" - What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip. "Hard Drive" - Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with three flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.